i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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