I think I just saw someone hide a body.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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