Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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