There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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