your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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