Where did you get a picture of my penis
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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