i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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