My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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