He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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