I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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