So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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