Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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