just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
