Jerry, you need to find god
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My hand turned me down
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
