Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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