she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I party with great urgency now.
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