you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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