Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
wow bdsm is so cute
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