Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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