Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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