also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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