i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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