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can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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