The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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