My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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