I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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