saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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