glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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