i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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