Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Randomize
