Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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