lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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