these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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