Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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