I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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