Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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