it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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