READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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