Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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