i jhust puked up my retainher.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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