I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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