Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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