And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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