I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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