I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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