If that was your dad, he is hot
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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