her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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