I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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Oh.
You came to the right person.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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