scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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