Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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