my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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