I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I want her autograph on my taint
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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