And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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