So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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