That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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