Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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