let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
