i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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