For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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